that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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