Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
BRING THE BAGELS
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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