There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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