For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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