Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
You ate ashes out of my bong
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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