And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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