lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
birth control should be required to get into college
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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