Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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