My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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