Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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