i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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