I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
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