problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
You may now shotgun with the bride
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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