She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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