No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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