I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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