He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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