I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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