Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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