You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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