Joe is yelling at the trees again.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Randomize
