Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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