they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
