Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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