You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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