Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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