Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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