Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
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