Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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