i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Randomize
