Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Just high enough for therapy.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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