saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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