it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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