Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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