His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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