at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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