so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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