I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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