My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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