There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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