Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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