Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I skipped work to stalk him.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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