What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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