can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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