these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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