I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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