im gay
i know
yea but for you.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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