at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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