he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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