if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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